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Toushirou Hijikata
27 October 2009 @ 10:01 pm
[sounds of Hijikata crashing around in a panic, knocking things over, etc.]

EEEEEEUUUUGH! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU BASTARDS!!
 
 
Current Mood: distressed
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
10 September 2009 @ 04:29 pm
[there's the crackling of flames in the background, an impressive streak of obscenities, albeit ragged sounding from inhaling so much smoke, and then a nasty fit of coughing]

Shit.
 
 
Current Location: So effing lost
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
23 April 2009 @ 12:00 am
What the Hell do you mean I'm chaperoning Prom?!
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
19 April 2009 @ 11:53 am
23  
Listen up. Next kid who shows up for no reason in particular, just hoping to skip class, gets my boot up their ass. This is not a truant office. Got it? The rest of you with real problems are welcome to keep them to themselves, damnit stop by.
 
 
Current Mood: irritated
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
14 April 2009 @ 11:16 pm
22  
Hn. Could be worse, I suppose. It could be bunnies.
 
 
Current Location: Teepee
Current Mood: apathetic
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
10 March 2009 @ 10:27 pm
[What's this? Hijikata on his hand and knees somewhere in the fields? Don't worry. He hasn't gone native. Not completely anyway. But there is a basket of 'what should be' greens nearby that he shoves the occasional vegetable or fistful of pink grass into ever so often, muttering to himself all the while.]

Fucking owls...

[Like he was going to start grazing and eat the grass directly from the ground,]

Have my dignity...

[and the lack of a flock to tend to was making him extremely neurotic. More so than usual.]

.....

[notices the laptop]

Shit!

[shuts it hurriedly with a scowl that would cause lesser men to wet themselves]
 
 
Current Mood: nervous
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
11 February 2009 @ 09:57 pm
[Servant!Hijikata has apparently lost none of his capacity to direct and give orders this week as he can be seen berating a few of the others on staff and brandishing... a broom]

You there! What are you doing loafing around? There's work to be done and you're napping in the scullery! Seppuku's too good for you.

[suddenly notices the blinking light on the laptop and frowns]

Tch.

[The feed ends.]
 
 
Current Mood: busy
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
28 January 2009 @ 11:18 pm
19  
So, you've all gone mad again this week, have you? For fuck's sake. It's easier on the eyes, but what happened to all the color? To Hell with this. I'm going for a walk.
 
 
Current Mood: cynical
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
02 November 2008 @ 05:26 pm
[Voice is muffled, much like it might be if someone were hiding under the covers until the week's curse was out...]

... Is it over yet?
 
 
Current Location: Teepee 11
Current Mood: not scared
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
14 October 2008 @ 09:15 pm
[Some cursing, the sounds of someone struggling through the brush, and Hijikata, looking tired, and somewhat the worse for wear (there are twigs in his hair), eventually stumbles out of the forest... and unto the sparkling sight of 1950s Siebenville.]

. . . . .

. . . . .

WHERE THE HELL DID THIS TOWN COME FROM?!
 
 
Current Location: ?
Current Mood: shocked
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
04 September 2008 @ 11:29 pm
[Hijikata sounds like he might very well be sick, or shank a bitch. Possibly both.]

There is something very wrong with you people. What in fresh Hell is this!?
 
 
Current Location: Teepee 11
Current Mood: nauseated
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
17 August 2008 @ 09:21 pm
. . . . .

. . . . .

This is so much bullshit.
 
 
Current Mood: aggravated
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
01 August 2008 @ 09:47 pm
[There's a figure amongst the rooftops, shillouetted against the setting sun of Sieben. Upon closer inspection it's definitely Hijikata, though he's wearing casual yukata and sunglasses. Seemingly out of nowhere he hefts an enormous bazooka, resembling a bottle of mayonnaise, onto one shoulder...]

I've had just about enough of all the amatuers and copycats in this city. There's only room enough for one 13 in this town.

[...and takes aim]

And that's me, you bastards.
 
 
Current Location: Rooftops
Current Mood: cynical
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
06 July 2008 @ 01:25 pm
[rustling blankets, cursing, and a long drawn out groan of pain] ...fucking owls.
 
 
Current Mood: hungover
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
03 July 2008 @ 12:25 pm
[The camera turns on to a considerably disheveled looking Hijikata, somewhere in the forest, shouting and swearing with the creativity that only comes with extreme drunkeness at a tree... full of afros.]

...Don't fuck with me! What IS that thing?! It's getting on my nerves, goddamnit! [drunken waving of fists] Take it off!!

[ooc: Aw, is homesick. Misses his randomly afro wearing stompable pet spy. Because Gintama has the best cases of mistaken identity ever.]
 
 
Current Location: Forest
Current Mood: drunk
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
22 June 2008 @ 10:44 am
11  
Just for the record. This past week. Never. Happened.
 
 
Current Mood: unamused
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
17 June 2008 @ 11:38 pm
10  
Oi, members of the Anime Club, sorry to ask but... A rare limited edition bishoujo figurine goes on sale tomorrow, but they won't sell more than one per person.

As a fan, I'm thinking I'll need one for preservation, one for viewing, and... one more for practical purpose, so I'm hoping to get three. So, I'm commissioning you, my comrades. Together let's take the train to Akihabara tomorrow.

[ooc: Loser otaku Hijikata is go. And yes, yes I pretty much did steal most of the above dialogue from the show itself. It was just to good not to.]
 
 
Current Mood: geeky
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
07 June 2008 @ 07:42 pm
That asshole. Keeping me at arm's length the entire time, and using the damn wolf to do it. I should have suspected something. When he wakes up, I'm going to kill him.
 
 
Current Location: Tepee 11
Current Mood: infuriated
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
11 May 2008 @ 10:00 pm
[Sounds of someone trudging through undergrowth and leaves. When Hijikata speaks, his voice is cold and businesslike.]

If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of one, Okita Sougo, please bring it to my attention immediately. As the vice-commander of my own Shinsengumi, he has me to answer for for what he's done.

[Private to Sougo | Unhackable]

Goddamnit, Sougo! What the fuck were you thinking?! Make all the attempts on my own life that you want but when you actually stoop to attacking innocents... Are you a Shinsengumi captain or a terrorist?!

I know you're out there. The only honorable way out is seppuku now. You can't hide from me forever.
 
 
Current Location: Teepee 11
Current Mood: irate
 
 
Toushirou Hijikata
04 May 2008 @ 06:30 pm
7  
The dopplegangers with my name are after me to be more cheerful. And I think the bastards are plotting to steal my cigarettes.

It's like being ganged up on by myself. And it's fucking embarrassing.
 
 
Current Location: Teepee 11
Current Mood: aggravated
 
 
 
 

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